You'd pick up the general feeling that the end of the year, and only managed to get that drunk chubby? spend the holidays without getting anyone is tense is not it?
Now Online mockery shows the teasers that go right to get general.
But use with care!)
Now Online mockery shows the teasers that go right to get general.
But use with care!)
1. Are you the egg that was missing in my lunchbox.
2. I would drink the sea You were the salt.
3. Do not know that flower was born on the asphalt.
4. I'm doing a campaign for organ donation! Do not want to donate your heart to me not?
5. Wow, You are so beautiful that no shit, throws candy!
6. Ohhh ... this Muié plus a bag of biscuits, I spend a month ...
7. You're always like, okay, or dressed as sexy?
8. You are the sand of my cement.
9. Ahhh if I could and that my money!
10. Suspends the steak fries ... has arrived!
11. You do not use panties, you use port-jewelry.
12. Ae creamy ... I'll pass the bread and eat you todinha!
13. What this is doing bombonzinho outside the box?
14. You're no more neck messed up my head!
15. Sex kills! Want to die happy!
16. Come to my house to do the things I've talked to everyone we do?
17. You are the moon of a luau ... When I see you just say - wow wow!
18. Wow, how much meat ... and I eat eggs at home!
19. That her blouse would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning!
20. If you were a sandwich your name would be X-Princess ...
21. Hey baby, you is not salt but my blood pressure increases.
22. I'm not the Silvio Santos, but I'll eat you up dancing and running!
23. I'm not the Silvio Santos, but you'll eat in Rhythm Festival!
24. Girl, how about starting in 2011 winning 50 real real easy real easy?
25. You have three choices: either stay with me, or I'm with you, or we're together.
26. If I drown in your beauty I am entitled to give mouth to mouth?
27. It'll be pretty well there in the ... street holding hands with me for making my friends jealous.
28. Girl, I restart, because I caught when I saw you!
29. Girl wants to be with the most beautiful man of the party? No? Good, then have a chance!
30. What beautiful eyes ... What a hot mouth ... That ... That perfume body healed well ... Okay! 've Said too much of me ... How are you?
31. You are not income tax, but I plead with you.
32. Miaaaaau! What is it? Sorry, I tried to communicate in their language, baby.
33. My name is Arlindo, but you can call me Beautiful, because I lost the air when I saw you.
34. All those curves and me with no brakes ...
35. Want to be with me, a smile, not want, give a deadly behind.
36. Do you like broccoli? - No. .. - Nice, French Fries!
37. You're waiting for buses? "No, why? - Because you're on point!
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